Do banshees exist?
I think there’s a banshee outside my window. I’ve been woken up every single morning by an incredibly loud and terribly annoying wailing.
Then again, it could be that the deaf Indian guy who lives next door has a pet banshee. The last time I tried banging on the wall separating our apartments, the wailing stopped. I might go try that again, except I’m afraid the wall would cave in and then I’d be subjected to his Indian music AND pet banshee. Oh the dilemma!!